snorlaxatives:

me in the club

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fagbarbie:

steal her style: Ina Garten

denim shirt: woven from Egyptian grown cotton and died with the  wildest indigo grown in South Carolina 

pearl earrings: gathered from the bottom of the Persian Gulf

tomatoes: picked fresh from the finest gardens in Italy during the winter’s harvest

but if you can’t store bought is fine

in other news, the onion has officially merged with the huffington post

in other news, the onion has officially merged with the huffington post

hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

Do you have a crush on anyone?
Anonymous

thatsmoderatelyraven:

brian flounders from math class

I love how you shaded FKL as if you give a shit about Kesha being freed. You only care about yourself.
Anonymous

Lmao hi FreeKeshaLuke!

Remember when you made over $2,000 in profit over Kesha’s eating disorder? Remember when you profited off of somebodies disability? 

Stay in your lane. 

tsarbucks:

i’m fluent in talking shit