when they went to the tomb and jesus wasn’t there

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If you don’t like where you are, move on. You are not a tree. Unknown (via intric-te)

wiccanstiel:

there is never not a time for Britney Spears - Toxic

Drawing?
Britney Spears - Toxic

Blogging?
Britney Spears - Toxic

Doing homework?
Britney Spears - Toxic

At a funeral?
Britney Spears - Toxic

Poisoning a member of congress?
Britney Spears - Toxic

Dying in a vat of acid?
Britney Spears - Toxic

who lives in a pineapple under the sea

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pornstartrek:

my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”